It Was The Worst of Times

It Was The Worst of Times

The only thing I can promise is that there will be lots of things I find hilarious.

ceevee5:

blvcknvy:

Licia Ronzulli, member of the European Parliament, has been taking her daughter Vittoria to the Parliament sessions for two years now.

Every time this is on my dash, it’s an automatic reblog.

(via kingdomlesstraveled)

afearlessthreshold:

himederekitten:

This is a piece of shitty mid-2000s humour that I hope never disappears from the internet

The guy who made this went to my high school

afearlessthreshold:

himederekitten:

This is a piece of shitty mid-2000s humour that I hope never disappears from the internet

The guy who made this went to my high school

(Source: prospit-page, via kingdomlesstraveled)

15-year-old me:

MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*

me now:

for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

toinfinityandbeyonce:

twoopy:

i drew this like 203763 years ago

batakab

toinfinityandbeyonce:

twoopy:

i drew this like 203763 years ago

batakab

(via deaneggsandsam)

damn-it-darcy:

Punklock. Tattoolock. Genderfluid/genderqueer Sherlock. Bam.
(I wasn’t able to include it in this image, but this is basically how I like my balletlock. Or rather, dancelock. I also like the idea that they don’t adhere strictly to any particular form, and therefore don’t particularly fit stylistically with other dancers.)
Anyhow, before anyone points out the fact that the tattoo on Sherlock’s chest shows the planets of our solar system — which may be utterly out of place given canon!Sherlock’s lack of regard for such information — the tattoo is a copy of the Pioneer plaques, which were placed aboard the Pioneer 10 and Pioneer 11 spacecrafts. The plaques provide pictorial information about the origin of the craft, in the event that it meets intelligent extraterrestrial life. Basically, Sherlock is the spacecraft, exploring the universe alone, and other people are the alien life. Y’all get it.

damn-it-darcy:

Punklock. Tattoolock. Genderfluid/genderqueer Sherlock. Bam.

(I wasn’t able to include it in this image, but this is basically how I like my balletlock. Or rather, dancelock. I also like the idea that they don’t adhere strictly to any particular form, and therefore don’t particularly fit stylistically with other dancers.)

Anyhow, before anyone points out the fact that the tattoo on Sherlock’s chest shows the planets of our solar system — which may be utterly out of place given canon!Sherlock’s lack of regard for such information — the tattoo is a copy of the Pioneer plaques, which were placed aboard the Pioneer 10 and Pioneer 11 spacecrafts. The plaques provide pictorial information about the origin of the craft, in the event that it meets intelligent extraterrestrial life. Basically, Sherlock is the spacecraft, exploring the universe alone, and other people are the alien life. Y’all get it.

(via anotherwellkeptsecret)

trippingonjlaw:

Are we not going to discuss this

(via linkslittlehelper)

the-chandelier-swing:

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(via buttsauce-vakarian)

tokentiger:

Old Scooby Doo Frames KILL ME

(via deaneggsandsam)

dear 98% of the people that follow me that dont talk to me

syupon:

tamaraldbrennan:

Who are you

Whats your favorite color

Favorite ship

Favorite ice cream flavor

Do you have a cat

Thank

reblogging again bc I already got some from really cute people, but it makes me unreasonably happy to read these from you SO KEEP ON SENDING THEM 

(Source: 314eater, via deaneggsandsam)