I WAS IN THE PIZZA LINE AT LUNCH TODAY AND THE LUNCH LADY ASKED ME “HOW ARE YOU” AND I RESPONDED WITH “CHEESE” BECAUSE I WAS PREPARED TO TELL HER WHAT KIND OF PIZZA I WANTED AND NOW I CAN’T BUY PIZZA AT SCHOOL AGAIN EVER OMG
“Y’see, the first time my Dad kissed my Mom was at a Love Handel concert, and it’s their anniversary -“
“B to the O-R-I-N-G.”
“Not yet Ferb.”
i love how he doesn’t say ”no, ferb.”
he says ”not yet.”
as in they were planning to bludgeon him with a mace
For Christmas I want a boyfriend
Let's be realistic
One time this girl I know posted on facebook that she wanted donuts and more than one guy brought donuts to her house. That’s my dream.
[ PASSIONATELY SINGS A SONG IN A LANGUAGE I DON’T UNDERSTAND]
I just got hearing aids for the first time in my life.
I now hear all the things.
I don’t know weather to cry or attempt to hug music somehow.
I heard what my mum actually sounds like. Jesus fuck.
I can hear the neighbors having sex.
This was a mistake.
*flicks holy water at screen* evil spirits begone, the power of christ compels you
come back evil spirits i didn’t mean it